Thoughts On Van Helsing’s Route โš™๏ธ๐Ÿ’•

I love this game. Did I mention that? It’s freaking dumb, it makes me feel like the worst mix of weeb trash and basic bitch, like I can see another version of myself hovering over me when I play, sneering with derision at myself for blushing at pretty animu boys, like, I’m way too old for this shit, but I do love it. I do.

As always, fair warning that this post contains LOADS OF SPOILERS. Do NOT read on if you plan to ever play Code: Realize ~Guardian Of Rebirth~!

Anyway I seem to have locked into Van Helsing’s route after all. Hooray!

Also, Saint-Germain finally opened his eyes ONCE, to kill my brother. Thanks Saint-Germain. A little freaky.

Back to Abraham, best moment yet:

Destroyed me right after. I was 100% sure I must be locked in on his bad ending:

Okay.

I wish I’d stuck with Impey who’s dumb but 100% legitimately cares about me more than anyone else.

I think this may have been yet another burn but I’m not 100% sure:

BUT! I mostly made the right choices I guess, because I’m at the end of the second to last chapter and it turned out pretty sweet (so far):

Oddly, I think he’s cuter when he’s being an asshat.

I still find myself willing I’d gone with Impey because I wanted to see him being all shy again. Maybe I’ll try him next. I’ll play a little more before bed.

Final thought: I don’t know why they went with “Herlock Sholmes” (copyright?) but it cracks me up every time I read it.

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